Bingo…Pokeno…You got it. White collar criminals are preparing to make sure they land on their feet…looking just like their old White privileged selves.

Here is why they are “happy:”

The law reforms the BOP’s compassionate release process for prisoners facing “extraordinary and compelling” circumstances. Trump gets a pass because he’s old. Ivanka and Jared get passes because they have kids, they have businesses, they have…blah blah blah. Someone is going to be terminally ill (probably Mango Musollini), so he gets out early to do time at home instead of being released a few weeks prior to death in the event he does make it to the pokies.

Federal Prison industries are expanded now. This means ICE can use detention centers as private prisons in turn meaning all those prison industry lobbyist get paid. They lobbied Trump for this…he made good on their donation. Free labor baby! All day every day. It’s modern slavery.

Consideration for preferred housing. If you’re rich, that’s a no brainer. This means you could possibly do your time in your home if the warden sees fit. I’m sure the wardens will be paid off…so the Trumps will likely do time at home.

Collusion is not on the list of crimes that are excluded from being eligible for earning early release credits. But treason is. How bout them apples?

Here is a summary of the Act the Trumps will greatly benefit from:

https://famm.org/wp-content/uploads/FAMM-FIRST-STEP-Act-Summary-5.9.18.pdf

It’s some bullshit really with a fancy name. Still smells shitty though.